Rachel: Oh, honey. Don't get up. What do you need? Phoebe: Oh, no. Oh, nothing. Rachel: Come on. I am here to take care of you. What do you need? Anything. Phoebe: Okay, I have a wedgie. Rachel: Okay, that is all you.-Rachel: See? Unisex. Joey: Maybe *you* need sex. I just had it a few days ago. Rachel: No, Joey, U-N-I-sex. Joey: I wouldn't say no to that-Joey: [thinking] OK, I have no feelings for Rachel. No feelings at all. She's just a friend. I mean, I might have had some feelings for her, but now they're all gone. All of them. As a matter of fact, I don't think I ever had feelings for Rachel. [Rachel walks into the room] Rachel: Hey, sweetie. Joey: [thinking] I love you.