Sunday, February 15
HOW MY DATE WENT...
A date is when two people, who hardly know each other, go out, have dinner and push their food around their plates nervously while trying to ask as many questions as possible in the shortest possible time.
As in: Do you play hockey? Oh, no? How about floorball? Soccer? Are you afraid of cats? Because I am. Do you like cheese? Eww, gross. So why did you and your ex break up? What do you think about drugs? Do you smoke? How many people are there in your family? Did you have a plastic surgery or is that your real nose? Chin? Upper lip? Oh, okay. Whats your ideal honeymoon? Two weeks up on Mount Everest? Really? Have you ever been on an aeroplane? Whats your future gonna be like? When is later? How long do you take to reply to a text message on average? Do you like a girl based on her inner qualities? Or must she have boobs spilling out of her low-cut collar to impress you? Okay so can I get another drink because Im thirstyyyyy.
So if you think that was a fraction of how my date went, you thought wrong. Because that never happened. Hahaha sorry for wasting your time. I didn’t exactly go out on a date, but more like went out with a friend for some shopping. Massive shopping, to be exact. My birthday is in six days and I havent felt the excitement yet. But then again, Im a happy goober. :D